If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck
they’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
SNAILS EAT WORMS
why yes they do
and it’s terrifying
I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.
I had a snail phase at one point
What the fuck…
i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y’all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
You have not lived life until you have eaten a spoonful of pure peanut butter,
Unless you have a peanut allergy,
Then you are living life just fine, and I would advise you to disregard my previous statement.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me